It was tipped to be the next best thing, but two episodes in, I was sorely disappointed. It’s not Waterloo Road. It wishes it was but it’s not.

To build the next generation of little Bible-bashers, the ruling elite use the service of Handmaids to act as surrogates – because of course, the ruling government is one big sausage fest.

Series 5 of Orange Is The New Black returned last Friday. It goes without saying, but I binged the lot in two days. But hey, that’s my job.

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